~*Back In The Ambulance*~
Patrick stifled a scream as he squeezed Pete’s hand. Pete gripped the camera tighter as he squeezed Patrick back.

“Patrick, breathe! Remember what Tré told you!” Pete said.

Patrick breathed deeply as Tré told him.

“Don’t push unless you’re having a contraction,” Nurse Leiah instructed.

Patrick nodded and exhaled as his contraction subsided. The ambulance pulled off and Tré pulled off behind them.

“Tré… what’s parenthood like?” Joe asked.

“It’s… I can’t really explain it. It’s like… you feel like your heart’s gonna burst a lot. But for different reasons. Like if they fall off a swing or they stuff three rolls of toilet paper in the toilet.”

Andy laughed.

“Why? Are you gonna relay this to Patrick and Pete?”

“Actually…”

“I’m pregnant,” Andy announced.

“Really?! That’s great! Congratulations!”

“Thanks,” Andy said.

“Tré...”

“Yeah, Joe?

“...Can we-”

“Not in MY car.”

~*Back In The Ambulance… Again…*~
Patrick stifled a scream as he bared down and pushed. Pete held the camera as he squeezed Patrick’s hand.

“You’re doing good, Patrick!” Nurse Gabe said.

“You can do it, Patrick! I’m here for you!” Pete encouraged.

Patrick opened his mouth to say something, but screamed inhumanly loudly as he pushed again.

“I see the head!” Nurse Leiah said excitedly.

Patrick gave one final push. Pete gasped as he heard the baby gasp and cry.

“Oh my God...” Pete whispered as tears came to his eyes and his heart swelled.

“...It’s a girl!” Nurse Leiah said as the baby squirmed and cried in her arms.

“GIRL?!” Patrick and Pete shouted in disbelief.

“You were expecting a boy? It’s not too common, but happens more often with girls than boys,” Nurse Gabe explained.

“Pete, you wanna cut the cord?” Nurse Leiah asked as she tied the umbilical cord and offered Pete a pair of scissors.

Pete nodded and took the scissors from Nurse Leiah. It only took a few seconds and then the baby was separated from Patrick.

“5 pounds, 12 ounces,” Nurse Leiah said as she handed the baby to Pete.

Pete smiled at the baby girl he held in his arms. He knelt down so Patrick could see the baby.

“Hey, little girl… I’m your Daddy Pete…”

“And I’m your Daddy Trick…”

Patrick barely managed to bite back a scream as ANOTHER contraction came on.

“WHAT’S GOING ON?! I’M STILL HAVING CONTRACTIONS!!”

Nurse Leiah held the baby while Pete held Patrick’s hand again.

“Patrick, what’s wrong?!” Pete asked.

“I DON’T KNOW!!”

“Just push, Patrick!” Nurse Gabe instructed.

Patrick pushed as hard as he could, squeezing Pete’s hand as he did so.

“It’s… another baby!” Gabe shouted.

The ambulance shook as Pete fainted.

~*Time Jump: 10 Minutes*~
~*At The Hospital*~
Andy, Joe, and Tré waited patiently in the waiting room.

“I hope everything’s alright with those two…” Tré thought aloud.

“I just wanna see Paisano,” Joe said.

“Paisano?”

“It’s a nickname,” Andy explained.

Pete came out of a corridor on the right, his arms behind his back.

“Hey, guys,” Pete said.

“So, you’re a new daddy! How’s Patrick and the baby?” Andy asked.

“Actually… close your eyes.”

“Why?” Joe asked.

“Don’t question the new father, just do it!”

“Okay! Keep your panties out of your ass…” Tré said.

Tré, Andy, and Joe closed their eyes. Pete took his arms from around his back.

“Open them,” Pete said.

They opened their eyes. Pete held one balloon in each hand.

Pink balloon:
Casey Alexis Stumph-Wentz
5 lb, 12 oz
5:48 pm

Blue balloon:
Peterick Martin Kingston Stumph-Wentz
6 lb, 4 oz
5:51 pm

Andy gasped. Joe and Tré simply smiled.

“You had twins?!” Andy asked in disbelief.

“Well actually, Patrick had the twins. I DID help make them, though!”

Tré laughed.

“The one thing is Peterick looks more like me but Casey looks more like Patrick.”

“When are they coming home?” Joe asked.

“They’re keeping them and Patrick here for the night for observation. If nothing bad happens, they all can go home tomorrow.”

“When do we see them?!” Andy asked, excited.

“I can take you to where they are, but we can’t go in.”

“LET’S GO!!” Tré shouted.

“SHHH!!!” others in the waiting room hissed.

Tré said nothing, but gave them all the finger as Pete led him, Joe, and Andy to a room where many babies were being kept.

“Which ones are Casey and Peterick?” Andy asked.

“Right there! Those two on the end right there,” Pete said, pointing out the two newborns.

“They’re adorable…” Andy whispered in delight.

Tré flinched. Joe and Pete looked at him. Joe was about to say something, when Tré pulled out his cell phone from his pocket. A few minutes later, Tré ended his call.

“I gotta go, guys. But Billie Joe and Mike say congrats!”

“Tell them we said thanks!” Pete replied as Tré left.

“Where’s Patrick?” Andy asked.

“In Maternity. Room 12. I gotta go too. I need to go get… more baby stuff.”

Pete said his goodbyes and left the hospital.

~*Time Jump: The Following Afternoon*~
Pete pushed the double stroller containing Peterick and Casey towards Pete’s newly repaired van. Patrick strolled alongside them, his jacket draped over his arm. Andy stood in front of the van, video camera in hand and recording. Joe was in the van, preparing for their arrival.

“Their first car ride…” Patrick said aloud.

“Yeah…”

“It’s amazing… I mean, they’re… a part of US! We made something this beautiful… together.”

“Patrick?” Pete said as he stopped for a second.

“Yeah, Pete?”

“I’m happy to be a parent with you.”

Pete leaned over and planted a kiss on Patrick’s lips.

“And I with you.”

Casey and Peterick began to fuss.

“Come on… let’s get you two out of the cold…” Pete said softly.

“Hey, new parents!” Andy said as they got closer to the van.

“Here they are!” Patrick said as he helped Pete load the babies into the van.

“Let’s just hope they’re a quiet couple,” Pete said, half-joking and half-serious.

“To home we go!!” Joe shouted.

“JOE, SHHH!”